Ello' Folks! I am Oohclops the cyclops!
Here on my page I post all the jokes that I have said so far. To see them on video just go to the On-Demand library and Click Jokes With Oohclops.
So before I bore you like Dr. Keeg usually does, I'll tell you meh jokes!
Meh First Joke Ever!:
-Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day.
One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to
come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her
ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been
with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right
beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the
house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my
health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck."
Meh Second Jokes:
This is Captain Sinclair speaking on behalf of my crew.
I'd like to welcome you aboard flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic.
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean , you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
